kittehkats:

No one and Nothing does badass like a cat.

“Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.”
- Saki

(via allthingshomestuck)

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

Does that mean you’re making out with your sweet fluids

(via suckmyjinglebells)

whimps:

"When I was pregnant with you, this old, homeless, dirty gipsy woman on the lower east side of Manhattan stopped me in the street to tell me that I was having a boy because of how low my stomach was hanging. When I gave birth to a girl, I tried to find the old beggar to tell her that she was wrong & I gave birth to a beautiful girl. 21 years later, I need to go back, find that smelly snaggle toothed troll & tell her she was right all along" - My mother’s words on me being transgender.

(via adolphinhitler)

deadend:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

Axe guyliner

(via thii2ii2tupiid)

(Source: doodlebob, via celstese)

theeverythingfangirl:

"Feliciano is strai-"

*FALCON PUNCH*

"Sorry, I couldn’t understand you over Feli confessing that his first love was for another boy. Would you repeat that?"

(via celstese)

killermuffins89:

innocenttmaan:

Andres Amador is an artist who uses the beach as his canvas, racing against the tide to create these large scale temporary masterpieces using a rake or stick ..

Andres’ creations are simply stunning and knowing that these delicate creations are temporary somehow makes them even more beautiful.

wow

(via adolphinhitler)

thingsthatsuckass:

dantrium:

Wtf is going on here?

WELL im no professional… but… it would appear…. that someone………has…. soiled their pants…..

thingsthatsuckass:

dantrium:

Wtf is going on here?

WELL im no professional… but… it would appear…. that someone………has…. soiled their pants…..

(via spiritedawaybycalciferstotoro)

daemoans:

reasons to be a monster:

  • monsters dont care about your gender
  • monsters dont care how you look really
  • monsters are cool
  • monster parties
  • monster datefriends
  • being a monster is so much better than being human tbh